He's a 10 but he won't shut the fuck up about how she's a 10 but

She’s a 10 but shes a Sleestak and she wants your crystals 

She’s a 10 but she despises Patrice Bergeron

she's a 10 but cries over a show about doctors and firefighters

she’s a 10, but she’s always tired, anxious and dressed like Adam Sandler.